Saturday my daughter's verizon phone quit charging.
I went to the verizon store and they gave me a number to call and said since the phone was under warranty, we should have a new phone sent to us by the next business day. TA- DA!
Yeah.
So bright an early I called the 866 number provided, talked to a delightful gentleman for a few minutes, who informed me that the phone would be delivered Tuesday between 8am to 4:30pm. An adult would need to be present to sign for the phone, which leaves only me, since my oldest is in college 45 minutes away and lives there during the week.
So Tuesday, I made sure I had all my work that needed to be handled outside the home set aside and sat in my 'in home' office, working and waiting. At 2thirty, I had to run to the school to get the girls which is 10 minutes away, they had strict instructions to come directly to the car so we had just a little less than a half hour to miss the package.
We arrived home with no Fed Ex slip hanging on the door and waited the evening out with no delivery.

After running the girls to school Wednesday, I called Verizon who informed me that the order had been placed and gave me Fed Ex's number.
I contacted Fed Ex, who called me back after noon, and stated the address provided was non-existant. I checked the address and it was correct, and confirmed that I do exist, I receive packages and mail here on a regular basis for the last 3 years.
They then explained the package would be delivered between 8am and 4:30pm, Thursday.
Well Thursday proved to be a repeat of the previous days and at 4pm I called tracking and this is the conversation that occurred, minus some reverifying of address and 3 extensions later.
Fed Ex: Hi, Jerry speaking, may I help you.
Me: Yes, I have been expecting a package since Monday between 8 am and 4 thirty pm and have not received it as of yet.
Fed Ex: Can I have your tracking number please.
Me: *sighs since I had typed it into the phone 3 times already* (insert 12 digit #)
Fed Ex: Yes, so how can I be of service?
Me: I have been trapped in my house since Monday waiting for a package to arrive and now am told my address doesn't exist and it does.
Fed Ex: Well our driver could not find it.
Me: The street I gave you is a small street, only 8 houses and one large building with 4 apartments, I am in Apartment 1, it is part of the address.
Fed Ex: The driver states he could not find your apartment.
Me: Really? *fighting aggitation* How odd since this is the only apartment building AND I hung a large note in red lettering on the door telling Fed Ex that I was expecting the package.
Fed Ex: Maybe the note blew off?
Me: It is on the inside of my storm door, taped to the glass, unless the whole door blew off, it is there.
Fed Ex: What color is the building Ma'am?
Me: *sighing* Tan - Look I have had to be prisoner in my house since Monday waiting for this thing.
Fed Ex: Why don't you leave a signed note saying to leave the package?
Me: I was told I had to have an adult to sign for it, I could have left a note all this time?
Fed Ex: *long pause* No, wait, an adult has to be there to sign for it. I will send the driver to the directions you just provided.
Me: *delighted for a moment* Wonderful! How soon should I expect him?
Fed Ex: Tomorrow between 8am and 4:30pm.
Me: Oh my word! I am being held prisoner by Fed Ex!
Fed Ex: *pauses* Is there anything else I can help you with Ma'am?
Me: Oh no Jerry, and hopefully it will be a lot longer before I ever need your services again.
Fed Ex: Have a nice day.
Me: *rolling eyes and hanging up*

The package arrived today at 12:30 pm, today, Friday.
* a weary cheer* Yes!